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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

imessageworld:

a dangerous gamble

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

(via the-taintedtruth)