when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
MY ANACONDA DONT
a dangerous gamble
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.